53. INT. MEXICAN MARRIAGE BROKER’S OFFICE – NIGHT
The BROKER’S WIFE, in a bathrobe, is playing the organ. KAY and FRANKIE are standing before the MARRIAGE BROKER, also in a bathrobe. TRINA, crying, and BARNEY stand by as witnesses.
BROKER
And now I pronounce you man and wife. Thirty-five dollars please, thank you very much
Frankie and Kay kiss as Frankie gives the broker money.
BARNEY
(grabbing the money)
Thirty-five, you only charged me twenty-five for a divorce.
BROKER
Senor, this is a deluxe service. My wife Consuelo is going to sing “Carmen Carmela.”
BARNEY
(paying the broker only $25)
Yeah, right, sing, sing. Go ahead.
BROKER
Consuela, sing “Carmen Carmela.”
The wife begins to sing badly off key.
BARNEY
Oh, no, come on, let’s get out of here!
They all leave.